Far far away in a land that is made of marshmallows and where the snowflakes are actually lard lives The Obese Unicorn.
Hie eats so much that his vomit is 100% food and thus has cured world hunger in the magical land. People come from miles around to see him in his glory...and to tell him to take a bath now and again. He stinks.
He also sweats when he thinks.
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