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I always said "I wee when I sneeze" would be the title to my autobiography. But seeing as I haven't got round to that this blog will have to do.
I find that I am rapidly ageing so have created this to capture the whimsy and fun of my life before I was so cripplingly old. ಠ_ಠ
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Monday, 23 May 2011

Dogs are stupid.

Manwife and I got a dog. She is the bane of my life. I have a dog at my mothers house (Manwife and I aren't at the living together stage of our commitment) and he is stupid but awesome. This other dog, however, doesn't have any sense at all. Not. At. All. None. She is so vacant I sometimes wonder how she gets through the day.
We walk her up past Manwife's house on a regular basis, she knows this route and it's all fine and dandy.

However.

One night we were walking her, it was getting dark and we were on the home stretch of the journey when something alarmed her.


She suddenly began to look at an object on the floor in utter terror. We wondered what this could be as she has come across most animals like hedgehogs and such on her walks. But whatever this creature was had totally terrified her. She circled it and circled it and wouldn't go near it. We went to look at what had terrified our dog so...

...and found it was a rock covered in moss.

Not a horrid creature that might hurt her, not something that she'd never seen before. She was scared of a rock with moss on it.

Sigh.
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  1. ~Nina~23 May 2011 at 13:12

    :D She imagined in her stories a rock on a moss and thought its her own invention.. just to figure out, it ISN'T! ;) So .. she couldn't stand the idea, that it wasn't her invention and it already existed, so she walked around it, still hoping it will disappear O.o :)

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  2. The Gilded Cat24 May 2011 at 23:40

    Lmao that's great. Maybe she'll get smarter? haha My dog Ellie wasn't overly bright when we got her because she was abused prior to us adopting her and one day she lit up and seemed to understand things.

    She's still not the brightest crayon in the box but she's very aware of people's emotions. :)

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