Welcome to I wee when I sneeze

I always said "I wee when I sneeze" would be the title to my autobiography. But seeing as I haven't got round to that this blog will have to do.
I find that I am rapidly ageing so have created this to capture the whimsy and fun of my life before I was so cripplingly old. ಠ_ಠ
I like unicorns, thoughts of the impending apocalypse and glitter. There are other things I like too, but lists get boring. This blog will contain brain leakage and bad drawings.
I apologise for nothing. Enjoy!

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Sunday, 15 May 2011

Kevin.

I like unicorns. A lot. Especially ones that aren't as stereotypically happy as they are all made out to be. This is Kevin, he is unhappy because he is upside down. He isn't very friendly and doesn't like too many people.

Especially priests, a priest once called him "inverted" rather than upside down and he cried himself to sleep. Hot bitter tears of utter hatred.

Poor Kevin.
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous17 May 2011 at 18:30

    Are Kevin's tears negative rainbows? Or are they acid because of his pure hatred? Also, there is a baker at my church named Kevin. Can Kevin the Unicorn bake?

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  2. Sparkles Fantastic19 May 2011 at 12:18

    Kevin is a fantastic baker. He pours all his rage into something productive. :D

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